urban dick-tionary

An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.

I was horrified when I tried to go to the urban dictionary but went to the urban dick-tionary and saw two books flipping each others pages.

by anonymous June 2, 2021

E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.

Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

re-fak-tionship

When an unsuspecting person believes they are in a monogamous relationship with someone, but the other party was lying, cheating and stringing them along the entire time, while they were just pretending they were committed to a future together, thus making the entire thing a one sided fantasy. It was never a real relationship.

I should have ended that re-fak-tionship with that lying bastard a long time ago.

by Foot in the fire October 13, 2022

ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary

"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."

by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024

Curse of Ticondegra

a curse originating around 1900’s in North America that results in a Ticonderoga pencil being stuck in the anus of a person, causing immense pain all over the body.

Robert was struck by the Curse of Ticondegra and fell very ill for many weeks.

by landongodly May 21, 2024

Communic-AI-tion

(noun) – When two humans talk, but both are really just forwarding what ChatGPT wrote.

“Our Communic-AI-tion is amazing — neither of us has typed an original thought in months.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Rel-AI-tionship

(noun) – A connection sustained more by algorithms than emotion.

“We’re in a solid Rel-AI-tionship — the bot handles our arguments.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025