Tired

Another word for boring and bland to describe a place, or a person.

Im sorry we went to this club, theres no one here and the music is garbage, this place is just tired.

by DWG99 December 8, 2007

tiedman

an uber cool person who has an odd obsession with poop. Finds extreme enjoyment in writing her favorite word poop for everyone to see. for example: dusty surfaces, fogged windows, sidewalks, mirrors, and any other place imaginable. If your poop turns up missing you'll know who burgled it.

That car has the word poop written across the window. Oh, a tiedman must of written that.

by scruffy December 16, 2004

Tilted

An adjective that describes the mindset of people, mostly referring to video games such as League of Legends. When someone is tilted, they feel as though they are not performing right as if something is off, hence the name tilted. Tilt can also be caused by getting completely destroyed when the recipient feels there is nothing they could do about it. People who are tilted often feel angry and have a very negative attitude.

That guy must be so "Tilted" after that.
Teddy is so "Tilted" he won't even talk to us.

by WarwickUltimate December 30, 2016

tipsy-tired

This is a state of being where one is both tipsy and tired at the same time. The effects of being tipsy-tired can be easily confused as being drunk. Slurring speech, lack of comprehension of your surroundings, and sudden and spontaneous sleeping are all indications of being tipsy-tired.

Stop giving me a hard time, man. I'm not drunk. I've only had 3 beers. But I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm feeling pretty tipsy-tired.

by Josh Carr June 1, 2006

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

teledump

Being dumped by your girlfriend over the telephone. The only worse way to break up is to cyberdumped (see cyberdump).

I just got dumped over the telephone, how much worse could it be? Oh yeah, well at least I didn't get cyberdumped, that'd just be fucking harsh.

by azenka June 14, 2003

Tired

T: Torn inside

I: In pain
R: Ruined
E: Extremely sad
D: Drowning in tears

Friend: r u okay?

Me: I'm just tired (lies)

by Her😈 September 8, 2016