Three Bucket Cunt

An overworked, overstretched, gaping, stinking, infectious, diseased, baby-trap-door vagina.

When you see a baby mother pushing her pram down the street whilst smoking a fag, or a prostitute hanging out on a street corner, or if someone really irritates you; you might say to your fellow company, "Check out that Three Bucket Cunt!"

by Rory Lafferty July 20, 2007

three man

n. Drinking game, using two dice. At the beginning of the game a "three man" is designated and every time a three is rolled that person must drink. Once the three man rolls a three he/she may designate a new three man. If a 7 is rolled, person to rollers left must drink. If an 11 is rolled, person to the right must drink. If doubles are rolled, can be given to anyone to be made to drink, can be given to two people or all to one person. If rollers get three consecutive people to drink they can make up a rule (like Kings).

After a long night of three man, I couldn't walk

by bailey December 14, 2004

three girl rhumba

AKA "3 girl rhumba".

Wild hedonistic sex acts lasting several hours involving a male individual (usually myself) and 3 females.

me, the Bush twins (Genna and Barbara) and one of their hot but equally brainless fellow co-eds did the three girl rhumba in my parents car last night.

by poja August 11, 2004

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole

Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009

Takin' a number three

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

Three Times a Lady

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.

Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.

by The Physician January 6, 2007

Three yard elf

"Keep in mind, however, that the Xbox and the Gamecube, both of which technically only have the graphical capabilities of a 3 yard elf PC, are still getting extremely good looking games, and even decent ports of newish PC games."

This comment was added to a thread created by "impseth" entitled "Console design moving away from PC" on the Penny Arcade "Games and Technology" forum.

When author "aeolist" originally coined the phrase, he typed it as "3 yard elf" which caused much confusion to those following the thread. Aeolist later identified it as a typographical error: "It's the most bizarre typo for "year old" possible."

The term, used in the erroneous, is now used to imply a note of disdain in a given subject matter, topic, or thing. It may even be used to implicate the afore mentioned in a direct insult as well.

Both "3 yard elf" and "three yard elf" are grammatically correct usages of this slang.

1)
"Who spilled my beer?"
"The three yard elf over there."

2)
"This game is such a 3 yard elf, I feel dirty even playing it."

3)
"Only a three yard elf would use Windows millennium."

by Cronyx Ravage March 21, 2005