thinkless task

An action requiring no concentration or cognition. Anything you find yourself doing without questioning whether it is necessary, productive, moral or life enhancing.

Making the bed at ten o'clock at night, knowing it would get messed up again in an hour, was one of the things a person did because they were a person who did things like that, one thinkless task among many, and ain't no use to wonder why.

by Monkey's Dad January 7, 2022

yester-think

Being mired in thoughts and innovations of the past rather than forward-thinking.

I was so mired in yester-think that I didn't realize that technology was evolving all around me.

by Aaron78 May 24, 2007

mother-thinking

When one worries a lot like a mother, very exaggerated. In other words, one always thinks of the worst, like a mother.

Yo, dude stop mother-thinking. It brings bad luck.

Man, I was mother-thinking about this girl, I shouldn't.

by Sebastian Diena November 14, 2011

egoseismic thinking

A way of thinking where a person believes seismic activity in a certain area is based on their physical location.

"We moved from North Carolina to California and there hasn't been an earthquake in California ever since, but there has been one in North Carolina"
"Maybe us coming out here has redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"
"That's egoseismic thinking"

by DyingStar June 12, 2012

Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015

Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017