cum heavy

When you brain too straight up bogged by da cum to even talk in da straight sentences.

"Yo, straight up Jeremey be talkin on da boof rn. I think he's kinda cum heavy."

by SMOL_Gaming January 29, 2021

Heavy shmaak

I like it a lot

I heavy shmaak that girl

by Snot grass December 27, 2017

heavy dafty

someone that is a pure helmet.

geo's a heavy dafty haw haw

by Steak Jeeb February 13, 2013

Heavy Relax

Heavy Relax is the definition of "Hard Chilling" but in a more easier/newbie understanding. The more V in Heavy and more X in Relax makes it's definition more deep feeling.

Yo bro, we gotta heavy relax mannnnn! It's just League of Legends, you don't need to stressed out about 9 years old trolling the game. Heavvvvvvvvvvvvvvy Relaxxxxxxxxxxx mate.

by HotdogJesus July 31, 2021

Heavy whoring

Not to be confused with lite and medium whoring. The best example for heavy whoring would be a heavily sheltered pastors daughter going off to collage and fucking every thing that shows interest with a dick.

I did a little heavy whoring today on campus. The entire hockey team ran a train on me.

by Dirty mike and the boys. January 22, 2023

Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.

"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"

by alooffreddydog13092 May 6, 2023

heavy in the shoes

Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.

I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .

by Sassypants16789 September 5, 2016