Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”

I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting

by Sirloaftalot February 26, 2023

heavy shower

A large fall of rain of short duration

Sam got soaking wet in a heavy shower on his way to home

by December 06, 2020

heavy toothpick

A skinny girl a huge butt

Boy1: have you met the new girl
Boy2:no but i heardshe was a heavy toothpick

by misskae May 11, 2015

Heavy Backpack

Used by a Eugene, typically the day after they snap. The backpack is heavy due to the AK.

Oh no, Eugene has a Heavy Backpack.

by Meememeem January 22, 2019

Heavy Treader

Someone with legs like king kong's dick

don't go near her mate she's a heavy treader !

by the chief & bennett August 11, 2018

johnny heavy

Nickname for Labatt Blue beer, named after John Labatt the Canadian legend brewer. Essential name to know if you live in the Buffalo area.

I need me a Johnny heavy for the bills game

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 07, 2020

Waist heavy

Strapped with the big guns

“I always go to the bank waist heavy man”

by The most coolest June 30, 2022