tinklebutt

One whose anus is frequently filled with urine, most often for sexual pleasure; synonymous with "turd burglar" and "doughnut puncher", as the recipients of these golden enemas are frequently of the homosexual persuasion.

God my girlfriend's friend is such a tinklebutt! That piss glistener's golden enema leaked all over my back seat when I gave him a ride home from his doughnut punching boyfriends house.

by Hoot Nigel February 19, 2010

twinkler

A twinkler is someone who sympathizes with the Occupy Wall Street Protest Movement. From twinkling: "wiggling one’s fingers to signal agreement (or disagreement) with what’s being said, a way of moving along the general assemblies without (the) applause that drowns out the speakers." Wiggling fingers pointing upward signifies agreement, downward disagreement.

Did you happen to be watching The Colbert Report when a young twinkler referred to herself as "a female-bodied person"?

by cognizato January 7, 2012

Dick Thinker

Someone that thinks about dick.

Trevor: You gotta think like a girl
Colton: So you think about dick?
Trevor: Nooo you gotta think about what a girl really wants
Johnny: Sooo... Dick. *laughs really hard to the point of crying*
Johnny: So you're a dick thinker!
Everyone: DICK THINKER!

by JohnnyBackground January 14, 2008

loud thinker

(adjective) when a person speaks continuously about his next movements or thoughts as they come to his/her mind while doing something like solving Sudoku or playing chess or typing or any damn activity in the whole world, he/ she is said to be a loud thinker.

tis girl i know, is such a loud thinker i could actually make out how she was solving the equation even when i was sitting three benches away from her.

by sunitaaari October 30, 2009

Armchair thinker

pseudo intellectual

Oh! He knows nothing about poverty and disease in Africa. He is an armchair thinker based out of New York.

by Sugzie1 November 23, 2011

The Thinker 270

A sex position invented by the American Army during the Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the name implies.

She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free hand to fondle the sack of the man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.

This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.

Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's ass?
Joe Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!

by Crunkjesus2 November 6, 2009

twinkle door

womans' rude bits. hair optional.

the porn star name of my friend julie. twinkle was a pony, door was her mother.

the syph ran rife in her twinkle door.

by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004