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thinkative

-A past instance of active thought, to deliberate upon a problem or a solution.
-The action of thinking.
-The active analytic process of thinking and organizing information in order to make a decision.

The word date back from early 90's, when during a conversation between two person one needed to describe something but the word "pensive" was not suited to the sentence and thinking was too immediate.
"You seemed very thinkative today Jim! Is there anything wrong?"
by Robert Scales February 15, 2005
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Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.
In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.
by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006
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Think long and hard

A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.
"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are they?"
"Think long and hard."
by theblumeanie August 16, 2008
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Thinking inside the box

Take off on an overused board room expression, only this one actually has some actual meaning. To think inside the box simply means to have your mind on sex.
Dude, that board room meeting with Hal & Tom was so boring...they kept talking about thinking outside the box all the while while I was thinking inside the box while staring at the copy girl.
by Bangboy July 13, 2009
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Partial Thinking

When ideas or opinions are rendered that have not been completely thought through. The stance may change, reverse or stay the same depending on further thoughtfulness, discussion and openness.
The idea that torture is a good way to find information is partial thinking. When including the possibility of misinformation, moral degradation of torturer, inspiring others to be terrorist, and plummeting opinion and respect for our country then on further inspection it seems wrong.
by RikiJon January 4, 2015
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Thinite

–noun
1.a person who discriminates against or is prejudiced or hostile toward the thin people.
2.The belief that size accounts for differences in human character or ability and that the large/husky size is superior to the thin.
3.Discrimination or prejudice based on weight.
Hey John, they look at them sitting over there, thier so thin and think they are better then us. They are useless we are better then them, when the world runs out of food we will prevail!
They go to the gyms and do there Soy milk, and there wheat grass shots. Ill keep my beacon and eggs any day. World do away with the thin, there is no use for them.

Have you cought your self in a conversation like this if so, then you my friend are a Thinite

See also Fatist
by Billy G....From September 29, 2007
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