sufi land

The place sami wants to go to when he takes shrooms

fuck this shit I wanna go to sufi land... read books and shit

by kerimeton July 9, 2010

Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.

-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.

by IdRathaGoIgnant October 22, 2013

Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.

The most beautiful sunset over those land titties.

by Oro173 November 26, 2016

Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look

Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!

by Bleach Drinker July 6, 2017

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

Brummie Land

Slang for Birmingham

"Hey, where you headed this weekend?"
"I'm going to Brummie Land to visit some friends!"

by TheM&MSquad April 20, 2018