Wild Milo

Open mouth, milking a cow, with a table spoon of Milo.

Driving with the lads and Mad dog Matt says, fuck there is Dairy cows over there, Morhs says fuck now I feel like a Milo.

G-Cole goes to the boot and gets a tin of Milo. Mad Dog Matt, says give me that. I am going to do a WILD MILO.

He runs across the paddock, he inserts his finger in the calf’s mouth to steal the milk duct and injects the moo juice on top of the Milo. Then screams Milo cricket, I’m a big kid now.

by Colemansensical July 9, 2021

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the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

by von groovy June 22, 2022

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wild colonoscopy

When some on stuffs your head up an animal’s ass.

I’m giving this elephant a wild colonoscopy

by The only pug July 17, 2021

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Wild Hubanni

When your hair is wild like an Awookie’s and your face is cracked out. Looks like your hair hasn't been washed in weeks, your sweaty, teeth out, just a disheveled. The perfect example of this is a cross Gary Busey and Jack Nicholson from the shining when he says “here’s Johnny!”.

I need to put my hair up because I don’t want to look like a wild hubanni!

by GJAdamoB January 12, 2022

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