urinal miming

The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".

"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."

by John Superman December 06, 2013

urine inhaler

someone who inhales urine for pure enjoyment

oh Leah ur just a pure urine inhaler

by Just a cool person January 27, 2022

Kid urinal

1. Used as a derogatory term to offend short people.
2. The short urinal in a bathroom

1. Dude, you’re such a kid urinal
2. You need to use the kid urinal?!

by Mr. yee December 05, 2017

Urine Water

A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.

Masculine urination on a tuesday

by thickcat3692 May 26, 2022

Urine Extractor

A device that takes your pee without you even using that feeling.

"Man, urine extractors kind of hurt."

by Rapid Rac December 22, 2018

Urinal Coat Rack

Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.

"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.

by bustedgroudon October 25, 2018