Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

by anonymous August 23, 2023

comfort shirt

a shirt you wear almost regularly that makes you comfortable mentally, physically and emotionally usually when one’s not in the best head space

“oh my god, i can’t find my comfort shirt! i need it, it makes me at ease”

by vma August 22, 2021

shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.

“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

by Chicken Wing Sandwich November 8, 2017

Shirt h

A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair

Rachel, I'm a shirt h

by CherryRayRay October 28, 2019

Blue Shirt

A less capable coworker

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now

by CPRT October 24, 2022

Rip-Shirt

The act of ripping your t-shirt, much like the incredible hulk when he is angry, in a store, restaurant, or any public area. Once done, you must be sure to cause a scene so you must yell or scream something as it's done and then walk out of said area.

"Bro, let's use your dad's old shirts and do a rip-shirt in that one mexican restaurant down the street and yell: 'HOW YOU LIKE YO BEANS?!' and run out.

"Dude...yes."

by Dr Alfabett February 9, 2012

shirt wiener

when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.

Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.

by CandyLandy December 2, 2009