A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.
by Hebehehe February 28, 2019

by The friend making funny shit November 12, 2019

ETHAN! get over here boi
by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018

Ethan is a man with a very small penis.
by Ha ha u just got pranked January 19, 2018

Ethan is a type of guy who seems quiet and possibly the jerk/douche type but once you grow a friendship with him he begins to reveal his true colors. He has a great sense of humor, typically the athletic type and just someone you would want to be around. Ethan just has the calming type of personality that just makes you feel happy to be alive you know? Once you begin to fall for him it becomes difficult to fall out of those emotions because the more you look at him you can pick out more things you like about him. Even if some may say he is not that attractive his personality with increase that attraction towards him and hell you are lucky if you get yourself a Ethan in your life or have one that loves you <3
Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems so mysterious.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.
by BaconandCheese October 26, 2017

"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"
"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
by sukuranus July 6, 2014

by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016
