most people on urban dictionary loathe it, but it is an app that makes you reconsider life and makes you addicted. it contains charli dmelio doing her dancing, some people “asmr” eating, ACTUALLY FUNNY MEMES and people bashing. contains world deadest humans yet also the funniest.
WILL MAKE YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
WILL MAKE YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
dude 1: i downloaded tik tok yesterday
dude 2: EW !
*next day*
dude 2: i downloaded it and i accidentally stayed up all night. sorry bro
dude 1: no problem.
dude 2: EW !
*next day*
dude 2: i downloaded it and i accidentally stayed up all night. sorry bro
dude 1: no problem.
by potatoesareokay November 24, 2019

Tik Tok is a social media app that you use to procrastinate on pretty much anything you're supposed to be doing. 3 hours will go by and it will feel like 3 minutes. It's mostly used by Gen Z, and you're either on the side of Tik Tok with all of the famous Tik Tokers who do dances or some shit, or you're on the better side that has shrimp dancing, weird videos of a subway surfer character just running (idk but its entertaining) and a lot of other weird surreal shit. Though I would not recommend ever downloading this app because once you do, you will never do anything productive ever again.
Me: *goes downstairs to get a midnight snack*
My parents: *up for their morning coffee* "Oh you got up early today!"
Me: *nodding and saying that I did wake up early for once but really just thinking about the fact that I spent all night on Tik Tok and it didn't even feel that long*
My parents: *up for their morning coffee* "Oh you got up early today!"
Me: *nodding and saying that I did wake up early for once but really just thinking about the fact that I spent all night on Tik Tok and it didn't even feel that long*
by omlallthenamesaretaken July 15, 2020

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by Floor Gang aooh! June 14, 2020

you: what do you do for a living?
random dude: tik tok(hit or miss? i guess they baked a pie)
you: you have cancer
random dude: tik tok(hit or miss? i guess they baked a pie)
you: you have cancer
by urhavebig gay February 18, 2019

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 2, 2019
