sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people

Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding

by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019

Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.

“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”

by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019

johnston sesh

Masturbating 2 1/2 times in 7 minutes

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh

by Blem97 October 15, 2017

Seshe

obsessed with soccer and formula one

"Did you see seshe bought the newest lol surprise doll"
"no, thats so cool I want it!"

by lolsurprise?? November 21, 2019

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

Sesh

Sesh is a publisher

Bones forever

Aye lets listen some Sesh music

by ksblzs December 8, 2017

Amsterdam Sesh

The act of consuming high quality cannabis and coffee at the same time as one would do in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. An Amsterdam Sesh sets itself apart from the typical "Hippie Speedball" as the substances consumed are ethically sourced and only of the highest quality.

Call me a yuppy but I just picked up some fair trade Guatemalan and some organic Dutch Treat flower. I am so down for an Amsterdam Sesh.

by anonymous May 24, 2024