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teh old

Means "that's old shit, asshole".
The "teh" makes the person making the statement feel more 1337.
-Man check out this funny flash video!!!!1
-teh old!
by amus July 10, 2004
mugGet the teh oldmug.

Old Mud

Slang term for the greatest cheap light beer in the history of the World. Old Milwaukee Light.
Lets pick up some Old Mud for tonight and get wasted.
by MontanaGunmen May 20, 2009
mugGet the Old Mudmug.

Old Wisconsin

An Old Wisconsin is when you take a crap in a sock and beat someone over the head with it.
by Doug Blitz December 21, 2004
mugGet the Old Wisconsinmug.

The Old Man

Army term referring to the commander of a unit. Usually used for a colonel or general, but can be used for a captain (who would be a company commander). Since most company commanders are still in their 20's in the Army though this isn't a common use.

Its usually a term of respect, but many times just used as to refer to the commander without any judgement of respect or disrespect. NOTE = this term is never used in the presence of the old man / commander.
Soldier 1: I heard someone call the barracks to attention, sup dawg?

Soldier 2: Sarge said go straighten your shit up, looks like the old man stopped in unexpectedly.
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
mugGet the The Old Manmug.

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch
by cow mqn July 29, 2017
mugGet the old cowmug.

old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
by br0dyyy April 29, 2010
mugGet the old metromug.

Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible
I swear old teachers retire 5 times
by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019
mugGet the Old teachersmug.

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