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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
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Lung-gasm

When you hit that tube and the weed is just so damn good you start coughing and it feels orgasmic.
Damn dude i just cleared that 2 gram bowl and had a Lung-gasm.
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Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.
"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."
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E-Lung

A new pulmonary disease sweeping the nation from E-Cigarettes and Vaping various oils that should never have been inhaled in the first place.
Today the news announced that E-Lung has now been seen in all 50 states.
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Whistleblower's lung

Whistleblower's lung is a Medical Condition that occurs to whistleblowers who report on large corporations and governmental malpractice, war-crimes and corruption.

Whistleblower's lung occurs suddenly into otherwise healthy people a few days of leaking information that exposes a institution or organisation in a negative way.

Whistleblower's lung can be characterized by the following:
Rapid onset deterioration of lung tissue, Rapid and sudden changes in weight. Sudden, unexplained suicide in mentally well, happy and motivated whistleblowers.
First coined by Moist Critical.
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Lung Pirate

Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?
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