Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Glaze Fountain

A term used for when a girl stacks donuts on an erect penis before ejaculating, thus creating glazed donuts

Girl - “Hey, wanna go to the library and study?”
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?

by thecshnic October 4, 2023

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019

fountain fucker

A girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.

Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."

by Robbo November 13, 2016

Greek Fountain

Where you put your back up the wall, lay on the floor, and ejaculate in your own mouth.

“Hey bro, have you tried the Greek fountain yet?”

by Shaboigen June 9, 2024