franzia cough

The hoarse cough the morning after ingesting high amounts of cheap, boxed wine, typically popular at universities in the northeastern United States.
Guy 1: *cough cough cough*
Guy 2: Hey man, you alright? That Sunset Blush was pretty good last night
Guy 2: Nah man, I've got franzia cough, never wanna drink that stuff again
by hardcoded December 01, 2017
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ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.
"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"
by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 24, 2015
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Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.
As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.
by Lovebun27 November 08, 2022
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cough and turn

What doctors will say, when they want tough a little boys pp I got to of his parents without getting in trouble.

This word is commonly feared among all men
Drop your pant and cough and turn.
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black cough

His landlord gave him the black cough.
by Hux da Bowl September 23, 2008
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coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.
In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"
by Scariest October 30, 2009
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King of the cough syrup

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.
Well you'll need to talk to the king of the cough syrup about that one.
by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022
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