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franzia cough

The hoarse cough the morning after ingesting high amounts of cheap, boxed wine, typically popular at universities in the northeastern United States.

Guy 1: *cough cough cough*
Guy 2: Hey man, you alright? That Sunset Blush was pretty good last night
Guy 2: Nah man, I've got franzia cough, never wanna drink that stuff again

by hardcoded December 1, 2017