fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.

You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.

by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009

Fake Up

When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.

Yaite has to put so much fake up on, just to simply look decent.

by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009

Fake emo

A stupid arse hole who says they'll kill themselves if you don't like their snap chat. They are always off school for stupid reasons like I stubbed my toe. Also fake having a bad home life like saying "my mum shouted at me" also if they get called a fake depressing bitch they will cry their eyes out

Why is that fake emo crying this time

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Fake guru

It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”

The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.

And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.

Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.

Dan Lok is a fake guru

by Henrikj September 1, 2021

Fake-Broke

Always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.

Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.

by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014

fake wild

to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention.

"yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice
"stop tryin to fake wild you said i could wear em"

by markus manning March 8, 2009

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".

"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"

by ayo12345 April 8, 2015