Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
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by Booby November 5, 2004
Get the Testicleese mug.Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.
by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006
Get the testicular expectorant mug.When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008
Get the Testicular Mancer mug.When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.
Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009
Get the Testicleye mug.Phantom Testicle Syndrome, or PTS, is a burning, stinging, and overall painful sensation caused in the kidneys after being violently pummeled in the balls by an attacker.
First realized after an unlucky caveman failed to drag an unconscious cavewoman to his dwelling fast enough. She escaped by nailing the brute square in his nuts with a large stone. A genetic predisposition soon developed in the human female. They now do it for fun.
It is believed that the feeling occurs because the testicles were once attached to the kidneys during fetal development. This phenomenon is known in practical medical terms as "phantom limb syndrome," giving rise to its name "Phantom Testicle Syndrome" or "PTS."
The only real relief for the pain, is to stop moving, and assume a fetal position. This remedy is highly controversial sparking disputes amongst doctors, biologists, and psychologists, who really don't count in the matter. Biologists surmise this could be related to the fetal development phase, wherein the fetus is in such a position and the testicles are still connected to the kidneys. Psychologists say that is BS, and the mere thought makes the guy feel better. Doctors kick them both in the balls to see the effects of the remedy.
A very effective test to see if the woman you are dating was once a man. The absence of PTS confirms she was always female. If PTS ensues, you have a transsexual.
First realized after an unlucky caveman failed to drag an unconscious cavewoman to his dwelling fast enough. She escaped by nailing the brute square in his nuts with a large stone. A genetic predisposition soon developed in the human female. They now do it for fun.
It is believed that the feeling occurs because the testicles were once attached to the kidneys during fetal development. This phenomenon is known in practical medical terms as "phantom limb syndrome," giving rise to its name "Phantom Testicle Syndrome" or "PTS."
The only real relief for the pain, is to stop moving, and assume a fetal position. This remedy is highly controversial sparking disputes amongst doctors, biologists, and psychologists, who really don't count in the matter. Biologists surmise this could be related to the fetal development phase, wherein the fetus is in such a position and the testicles are still connected to the kidneys. Psychologists say that is BS, and the mere thought makes the guy feel better. Doctors kick them both in the balls to see the effects of the remedy.
A very effective test to see if the woman you are dating was once a man. The absence of PTS confirms she was always female. If PTS ensues, you have a transsexual.
Example 1:
Little Jimmy was playing ball with his friend Carl when Katie from next door came over unprovoked and landed a devastating blow to Jimmy's berries. Carl, ran away crying at the sight of Jimmy experiencing Phantom Testicle Syndrome and twitching in the fetal position. Katie laughed at his misfortune.
Example 2:
Phantom Testicle Syndrome is not the name of an indie band, but sucks as bad as if they existed.
Example 3:
Phillip attempted to inflict PTS on Cindy, as he thought she was a tranny, but she did not fall to the floor into the fetal position, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Little Jimmy was playing ball with his friend Carl when Katie from next door came over unprovoked and landed a devastating blow to Jimmy's berries. Carl, ran away crying at the sight of Jimmy experiencing Phantom Testicle Syndrome and twitching in the fetal position. Katie laughed at his misfortune.
Example 2:
Phantom Testicle Syndrome is not the name of an indie band, but sucks as bad as if they existed.
Example 3:
Phillip attempted to inflict PTS on Cindy, as he thought she was a tranny, but she did not fall to the floor into the fetal position, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
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