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Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 25, 2015
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Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Cactus Tamponmug.

Tampon

How girls first loose their virginity
Girl-omg I lost my virginity last night

Girls friend-By who!!!

Girl-My first tampon hoe😍💦🍆
by Moto Moto Pp March 14, 2019
mugGet the Tamponmug.

tampon

jesus: do you know what a tampon is?
fed: yeah my mom used it.
by fjejcjrnvf April 19, 2020
mugGet the tamponmug.

used tampon

a man of ill-repute
"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
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Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
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