The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021
Get the Nintendo Switch mug.When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly brings in another man to do the deed in her stead.
Paul thought Becky was using the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging. What he didn't know was that Black Rodney was quietly hiding in the closet waiting for her to let him take over and deliver Paul's first Switch Pegging.
by WECoyote September 4, 2021
Get the switch pegging mug.When you first meet a person and they are so kind at first. They only show you a made up version of themselves. When you stop being able to be useful to them or y’all have an argument then you see their true colors. They reveal to you it was just an illusion and show you how evil they really are.
Me and icky where best friends until she switched face.
When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.
When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.
by Nesha Unique January 31, 2023
Get the switched face mug.a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.
by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013
Get the switch lanes mug.The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.
by smalldong November 25, 2013
Get the switch hitter mug.Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.
by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017
Get the Switch off mug.Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.
by DrNufario April 4, 2011
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