Oreo cream surprise

When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.

My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.

by Cdesh121 June 16, 2018

Red Dog Surprise

When someone walks in on a male giving his engoeged, red cock a vigorous wank.

Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.

My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom

Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.

by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020

Creamy tropical surprise

When an individual ejaculates in your pineapple smoothie b4 serving it to you and surprises you when you take a sip

Wow I can’t believe Eugene gave me a creamy tropical surprise

by Understand me June 16, 2020

The Freddy Fazbear Surprise

The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."

"Yeah dude last night I pull the Freddy Fazbear Surprise on Her."

by xdNeva February 21, 2021

Surpissed

When one is surprised and pissed by something, both at the same time.

You surpissed me when I found you shagging my squeeze.

by bigjohn January 27, 2004

Surprise Diarrhea

When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.

Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.

by MviaC October 21, 2011