sucker stroking

Reminicing over past relationships; missing a female/male partner. Usually always involves R&B music mostly older songs. Also the last step before drunk dialing.

Man Flip be over there listening to Mary J. and texting his ex straight sucker stroking.

by Flip906 December 20, 2013

4 stroke

1. 4 stroke runs on straight gas, 2 stroke runs on a mix.
2. 2 strokes would be overall stronger then 4 strokes because in a race theres two classes (125 2stroke - 250 fourstroke) and (250 2 stroke - 450 4 stroke) the four strokes have to double there engine size to compete with 2 strokes.

3. 4 strokes have more useable torque, 2 stroke has a strong kicking powerband.

4. 2strokes all around are cheaper then 4 strokes.

5. 4 strokes are usually bigger.

I've ridden both 2 stroke and four stroke and i'd have to say i like 4 stroke better.

2 stroke
Good :
-alot of power
- smaller and lighter
- cheaper

Bad:
- spark plug fouling
- pre mixing gas
- not as efficient
- not as durable

4 stroke
Good:
-lots of torque
-straight gas
-more powerful
-sounds better then a shrieking 2 stroke

Bad:
-loud
-big
-expensive
-heavy

4 stroke: Honda CRF450R, Kawasaki KX450F, Yamaha YZ450f, Suzuki RM-Z450

2 stroke: Honda CR250r, Kawasaki KX250, Yamaha YZ250, Suzuki RM250

by Daniel - DJ March 15, 2007

Starfish Stroking

The act of stroking one's anus in time to the beat of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.

"Wheres Jonny, I swear I saw him stroking his starfish in the pantry"

by Will Baxter May 15, 2003

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008

vinegar strokes

the face a man makes before he cums because it looks like he his smelling vinegar.

i walked in on my parents during the vinegar strokes.

by naughtycatholic February 19, 2012

Stroker

An adjective to describe someone who acts a fool, does something stupid, or is by nature a straight-up dumbass. The term originated from mimicking the motion of stroking a peen while making a noise that sounds like it is coming from a special needs child.

The shortened term is "stroke" which has the same meaning and usage as "stroker".

"Owen and Avery are the largest strokers of them all."
"Dude, he's such a stroker! He thinks he knows how to play Rainbow Six Seige!"
"Man our bus driver, Mrs. Lisa, is a stroker. She is never sober when she drives us to school."
"Whatever you say, stroke."

by MyPalDogmeat August 28, 2019

Mom stroke

A modified breast stroke that allows for sunglasses to be worn and hair to remain dry.

"I'm doing the mom stroke to cool off, plus I just washed my hair".

by hipmom January 28, 2010