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jack strachan

The kind of guy who is very sweet and nice, but has a pea brain. Too carefree and reckless he would actually get on your nerves. Seems simple and kind at first but often turns out to be manipulative. Last but not least he’s the type of guy who would ghost you after using you for however he benefits. No matter what he still manages to leave an impact on that some other person’s life, with all his weird charms.

From beloved KC
Jack Strachan…..The master of all the airing
by Kacyyy November 22, 2021
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dino stomach

When you fuck a girl so deep and hard, that her egg fucking explodes. Then, causing an extinction in her ovaries.
It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 15, 2022
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Lean Stomach

You drank to much wok heart and lean and over years got a constant bloating and noe you look like Babyface Ray.
I think I drank to much lean, I got a lean stomach like Babyface Ray
by ITZEXEED August 22, 2022
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Crocodile Stomach

A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.
Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023
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Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023
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bitch stomach

A rare condition, in which the sufferer wretches/gags at innocuous stimuli unseen in other humans, making them unique by default

Also see: person who isn’t upper middle class enough to prescribe dietary requirements to every stranger, acquaintance and family member but still has random stomach irritation as a source of conversation
It was going so well until i said I didn’t agree with Stalinism, then she suddenly had bitch stomach
by FeelMyZest January 29, 2024
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Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping
Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face
by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024
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