stealthmail

when you covertly send someone a voice mail using your voice mail system.

my girl just sent me a stealthmail and dumped me.

by chaddy1228 June 25, 2007

Stealth Bomber

When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.

Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.

by Nymphetamine2791 February 16, 2010

steamtrolled

when someone is trolled so badly, they are steamtrolled

I just steamtrolled that dude.
Bob got steamtrolled to the point of him being extremely buttmad

by whiteboy27 August 17, 2012

Stealthfart

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.

- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012

Steatopygous

The characteristic of having a DAMN fine ass, asp. in black women.

I'm creepin' with a steatopygous hoe.

by Vanilla Urban January 16, 2015

stealthturbate

The act of fapping as quickly and silently as possible to avoid detection.

He had to go and his family was moving about the house so he had no choice but to stealthturbate.

by Bananajameson September 4, 2015

Stealth Fuck

When you have sex with someone but their parent(s) are in the house.

“Me and my girlfriend tried to stealth fuck but her mom walked in and made me leave”

by Anonymous Blonde Person April 14, 2019