starfish kissing

(1) People who like to have anal together. (2) Frat guys who like to smash their buttholes against each other
Bro Have you tried starfish kissing it’s fucking great
by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
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simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano
by Zkntheprincess January 05, 2017
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Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.
Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory
by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021
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Deviated Starfish

When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 15, 2019
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Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
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Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.
We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.
by Mangus83 June 14, 2018
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