fat santa

attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child

Fat santas are so boooring

by Baedit February 4, 2016

SANTA PAULA HIGH

School in Santa Paula California.
Cardinals are our mascots
Has a better campus than nearly every school inVentura County.

In football 07-08 we beat our rivals the Fillmore Flashes in JV & Varsity.
Doesn't win many football games but this season was much better than last. :

Santa paula high has beat Fillmore in more football games
ENOUGH SAID

by Santapaula January 7, 2008

Santa

Santa is a big scrub who coms to your houses and steals are your cookies and your video games and gives you nothing but coal.

Look at that scrubby Santa

by atmas June 12, 2012

santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.

"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.

by Dan January 23, 2005

Santaluces High School

Sex & Drug addicted high school in West Palm Beach, Florida full of gansters, chongas, hoodrats, emos, sluts, and horney teachers. 95% of students are infested with an STD. Rivals with Park Vista, and looses to PV all the time.

santaluces high schoolfootballcrappysuckschiefs

by Rival student(: December 18, 2010

Santa Caligon Days

A festival thrown over Labor Day weekend located on the Independence Square in Independence, Missouri. The purpose is to remember the Santa Fe Trail, California Trail and Oregon Trail. Although it is a historic event, it is celebrated with knock-off country bands, expensive food and drink, a beer garden, broken carnival machines and lame games. While walking around the festival one might find several repetitive booths such as, but not limited to; lemon ice, funnel cake, pulled pork, hot dogs, balloon darts, duck pond games, and other people who are more than willing to rip you off. To the hard-working citizens of Independence, Missouri that live near by, the festival is nothing but a nuisance. Virtually every street surrounding the square is closed off for almost a week, pedestrians don't use their cross walks and force us to threaten to run them over and there seems to be an increased number of intoxicated white trash running around (and sometimes shirtless). Hopefully one day the entire carnival will catch on fire and burn the fuck down leaving nothing but smoldering ash, burned bodies and a root beer stand, because that's all I find this obnoxious event good for.

"Dude, you wanna do to Sallycaligon tonight, get wasted and blow chunks off of the Ferris Wheel?"

If you spot children on leashes, gator on a stick, beer bottle art or an astonishing number of mullets and muffin topped tramps, you are probably at the Santa Cali Gon Fair.

If you are stupid enough to walk several blocks to the fair or pay $5.00 in parking fees, then you are stupid enough to participate in Santa Caligon Days.

by Freak4art September 5, 2009

santamas

Santamas is the commercial version of Christmas, centering around Santa instead of Jesus. It's very similar to Christmas, except Santamas avoids religion like the plague.

I'm not going to church, I celebrate Santamas.

by six not seven December 25, 2010