Squirdupple

Similar to a fiasco but, when it can go all wrong and it does. Like when you're already 25 minutes late to the interview of your life. Scrambling around, suddenly your cat pukes on your resume, you smudge you makeup, then suddenly your fridge is on fire. Suddenly realize youre naked, and fat. You would be a stripper but, Oreos are life. Without this job no more Oreos.

Hey, Becky I had such a squirdupple this morning. First My toilet over flowed, my dog shit in my shoes, and my husband's Viagra failed.

by Fartymcfly January 20, 2017

squirgy

squirg•y

Adj. squirg•i•er, squirg•i•est

A term of great endearment used to describe a person possessing two of the best qualities one can have: squishiness and clerginess.

That Aug is very squirgy! I bet she never wears pants around the house!

by Kia Soul-less April 25, 2017

Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017

squirlling

Looking for ones nut

I am squirlling hard tonight. I need to find my nut.

by Squirrelysquirell69 November 6, 2017

squires

the act of electrocuting the penis in front of a large audience for pleasure.

Mariella: Next up, we have Kyle. He’ll performing a squires for you lucky audience members tonight.

by jojoman235 November 18, 2017

squifflebat

Meaning someone someone short, with big thighs

That girls a squifflebat!

by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017