Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Squeak

A title given to that really annoying, pretentious person in a group of friends who everyone looks down on.
The title Squeak can stay with one person forever or change hands when called for.

Stuart: How was your trip to Cologne this weekend you guys?
Gav: It was great, apart from when Sean started acting the Squeak and went home early.

by Adam Milly November 2, 2007

Squeaker

Someone who causes extreme annoyance to others

That squeaker will not be the death of me I tell you.. I'll kick them in the fetus before that happens!

by Zenon April 3, 2003

squeaky

Squeaky is the best hedgehog in the world, though equal to smelly.

Is hated by Ildiko.

I love squeaky

by squeaky February 14, 2004

squeaky

masturbation of male/female genitals; jack off, flick the bean

squeaky is shiznit mayn

she squeakied when her parents weren't home

by Stubby Timmy September 30, 2005

Shunter & Squealer

A description for a male gay couple or lovers, i.e. 1 Shunts (Giver) and the other Squeals (Taker)

I saw a right pair of Shunters & Squealers the other day....

Look at the Shunter & Squealer over there....

by Bibbo November 18, 2006