Spidermanning

When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....

Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning

by Klopsikii June 12, 2025

Spidermandb11

a man who work with legends z core as mods and he wanna banning bads people on discord and he failed to banned
and he will get no aura

Spidermandb11 : let ban noob_ezeg
noob_ezeg: No

by noob_ezeg November 22, 2025

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

getting spidermaned

To cuz in you hand and fling it at you others face

Getting spidermaned

by Die for harambr July 23, 2017

The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.

Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.

by The spiderman September 19, 2018