Spongealecks

(Spu-nj A-lecks); n. An unintelligent human being who is incapable of detecting sarcasm and is, thus, forced to take every statement seriously while being unable to properly rebuttal.

My goodness, did you hear Jeffrey try to argue with the teacher? What a Spongealecks.

by Miracle Gravy February 8, 2009

sploogetastic

An action or event so overwhelmingly great as to make one ejaculate Amazing or awesome.

I wish we could've stayed longer bro. That party was fucking sploogetastic.

by Dirty Pete R June 28, 2009

Splooge McFuck

The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck

"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"

by idiotperson March 1, 2017

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

spongebib

Lil square nigga, always on that gang shit

Me: AYYY SPONGEBIB

Spongebib: -silently smokes-

by Guy Fieri Except Hotter March 5, 2018

spongebobsexual

When you are sexually attracted to Spongebob, and Spongebob only #broken #myspongeyboi4life

Someone: I thought you were Dreamsexual
Spongebobsexual: I'm Spongebob sexual because the only person I love is Spongebob on cap that's what it is

by Kiranyte July 9, 2021

Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009