Spliphany

When an individual just finished smoking the end of a joint and he/she has a "great" idea or an epiphany.

I just had a spliphany to sell novelty coat hangers online.

by alin82 January 21, 2010

Splitizen

An individual with multiple citizenship.

Charles has a dual citizen ship. He is Bermudian, and American. He is therefore a Splitizen.

by donaldj February 22, 2010

Split Sack

The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.

During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.

by SpeedoWhore November 7, 2011

splitop

The act of opening a soft drink can's top

There is nothing a refreshing as the sound of Coca-Cola splitop.

by Softdrinker June 23, 2011

Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

Slitherbutt

A guy with a hot piece of ass, but happens to be the biggest prick on this planet. This wonderfully versatile insult implies that the person being insulted may be hot, but is rather slow-witted and is an enormous asshole.

Zoe: "Ugh, why is Dan such a fucking slitherbutt?!?"

Kiersten: "I dunno, he's like the lord of all slitherbutts."

by ThunderingAlicorn August 1, 2014

split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis

Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.

by ising2 June 13, 2015