spit to start

When a woman’s vagina is so unbelievably bone dry that one must assist her in the lubrication of her vagina by applying saliva

Guy 1: Bruh her pussy was so dry I had to spit on it so I could fuck her.
Guy2: so... she was spit to start??
Guy1: EXACTLY!!

by Dom_Banks January 19, 2018

You Spit

A counter for the term You suck!

"You suck!"

"Yeah..well YOU SPIT!"

by Abomb7894 June 11, 2009

Spit a Kibble

Synonym for shart. Attempting to fart and getting a "bonus". The result of this missadventure is differentiated from the greased cheek or the wet/juicy fart by the increased substance of the expelled subject.

I put a little to much force behind that last fart and spit a kibble!

by FIATC February 01, 2009

spitting camel

To fuck someone in the ass, pull out, hock a lugie on the bunghole so they think you came, then when they turn around you unload on their face.

After I found out my girlfriend voted for Gore I gave her a spitting camel.

by MONK!! December 18, 2003

spit valve

when an unusually tall girl is giving a man a rusty trombone in the 69 position while pissing in his mouth

"That Josh Watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she's so tall that she spit valved him last night."

by H2zZ December 09, 2004

Spit Lube

The act of using ones spit as a lubricant, mostly used by pornstars and desperate people.

Damian had no lubricant, so he used a bit of spit lube and frigged away.

by ninjajosh August 27, 2008

spit and bounce

verb-meaning -for a guy to get naked with some random girl on a random tuesday and after his orgazm he gets the fuq outa there.

"you mean on a random tuesday your going to come up in my bed and spit and bounce on my ass?"

"hey, we need to pull over in this field real quick cause i need to spit and bounce ,cause i need to get home."

by adaptativehuman August 25, 2009