splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon January 2, 2016

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Spinning the Dreidel

Pleasuring one's self. Masturbating.

"Fortunately Ren was NOT spinning her dreidel in her locked room!"

"Why is Cindy so late to our meeting?"
"She's probably in her room spinning the dreidel"

by D3a38Hex December 10, 2018

Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

Spinning a Iain

A Scottish term equivalent to "spinning a yarn" meaning telling a tale. Often used in a poker context as a slow-roll baiting a player with talk of weak play before you turn over the nuts. Origin: Muskoka, ON

Mr MacDonald was spinning a iain asking his opponent if he had the King. After waiting a long time, he turned over the nut straight to bust out Eyeball.

by Ohmranger March 20, 2021

Sinking Baskets

To stick one's own dick in their ass. The protrusion of balls from out the ring of the anus, appearing similar to midshot sinking a basketball in a hoop.

Did you hear what Rick got up to last night? I heard he tried Sinking Baskets and couldn't reach.

by Yui Dictionary June 17, 2021