Spartan Creampie

When a man ejaculates inside a woman without her wanting to. The woman, in a mad rage of impregnated anger, rushes up to the man to attempt to argue with him. However, the man does not wish to argue. Instead, he Sparta kicks the woman, either in the breasts or the stomach, so that she flies backwards and accepts her own defeat.

Johnny: “Did you here about Tony last night?”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”

by LilPumpTouchedMe August 6, 2018

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No-square sparer

Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.

Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.

Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!

by A Person Named September 15, 2013

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Sparda

Sparda is the Legendary Fighter of GameTalk's RPGChat. He is a Drow that constantly fights the urge of bloodlust. Though he may make some pretty worthless dicisions sometimes, he is a brave warrior and has lost VERY few fights.

'goes under as Spardacos, and Lord Sparda also.

"And the god's made love, and Sparda was born."

"When Sparda joins one side of the War, less you have a death wish you will join as well."

by Maninblue July 9, 2004

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sparta

a town in northern nj where all the white kids think their black and th only 3 fuckin black kids think their white. sometimes reffered to as sparlem by the assholes who think it can be compared to Harlem. everyones rich and even if their not that rich, their still rich. they hang out in front of CVS.... Whhyy??!?!! to buy fuckin toothpaste?!?! the lake is just a giant whole filled with sewage but since everyones so high, they go tubing out their on mommy and daddys boat. and everyones so high, all day, every day. im serious, bro. SO. FUCKIN. HIGH!

all sparta white kids- i be so tipsy, bitch, n high as a mothrfucka!!!!! reppin sparlem, niggaaass!!!!

black kid- Alcohol? Weed? =O Oh dear me, what a conundrum! Please allow me to be excused. I must study for tomorrows trigonomotry exam

normal kid- what. the. fuck.

by drugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugs January 3, 2008

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