shooting the shit

passing time

we were shooting the shit when we were bored

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

shooting star

a person who shoots alcohol at a rapid pace in a party,and gives a superb performance later on under the influence..the performance usually includes overt friendliness/agression and a loud baring open of the soul in public..making him d star of the party

tom:dick created such a ruckus yesterday..it was such a nasty nuisance
harry:oh come on!it was so entertaining...he was the shooting star dude!!!!

by jomotoster September 3, 2009

shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

Shooting Star

The entry of alien ejaculation into the Earth's atmosphere.

The mass of shooting stars recently were blamed for the widespread pregnancy epidemic.

by Hiphopopotomus March 31, 2009

Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.

Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.

by analnugget October 13, 2019

arranged shooting

when criminals actually plan to shoot someone instead of shooting someone you dont know... like for an instance you are someone that has done something very bad in there life... so instead they kill him off so noone has to worry about him

Guy: okay tomorrow... we will have an arranged shooting and steal his knife for our collection!
guy2: when are we doing this or wattime???
guy1:tomorrow at 5 bwahahahahaahahahahahahah!!!!

by the lil jon shit 2 September 25, 2010