Snooger

Blowing a shit in a Muppet's face.

Ralph was irritaed with Grover's behavior, so he gave him a snooger.

by Billigus August 28, 2006

snorgtees girl

The girls from the snorgtees ads (which, unfortunately, can be found on www.urbandictionary.com) are some of the ugliest "females" I have ever seen in my life. If you want to insult someone, nothing is more awful than saying that they look like a "snorgtees girl".

Caitlin: you look like a "snorgtees girl", today, Brittany!
Brittany: *goes and shoots herself*

by Oy Vey Ist Mir January 23, 2010

Snorkel tit

When one tit is sufficiently larger than a snorkel. Generally found in men aged 74 and above. Extremely fatal.

Mom, what's that on Grandpa's chest?
Honey, that is what we call.."a snorkel tit"

by Mr. Snorkeltitvagpenis July 9, 2010

snorey

A tedious story or observation dropped into conversation.

Speaker A:
"...And he said that the T309 has got a 2.4 megapixel camera as standard and that the tariff is some 10% cheaper when compared like-for like. So I went ahead and signed up."

Speaker B (after pause):
"Nice snorey."

by John Hayter January 25, 2005

Snorgtees

A brand of shirts that is advertised on Urban Dictionary that has some very sexy young girls in their ads.

There's this Snorgtees ad with a very hot woman wearing a shirt saying "Come to the nerd side. We have Pi." and she's pulling her shirt up, showing her pierced navel.

by Marijuana Milo September 10, 2011

Snorg

A gigantic snore that sounds like a construction site is right next to you.

Couple:
Husband:How did you sleep honey?
Wife (unhappily):Not well at all, you were snorging all night!

by tomatoesforcharity December 27, 2011

Portland Snorkel

Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.

Ed told me he got a Portland Snorkel for Sarah last night in the library. What a whore.

by Lord Reg May 16, 2011