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smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'
by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011
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hot smoothie

Anal sex while the taker poops.
"...And then she started to poop!"
"Oh man, hot smoothie!"
by Jeff MacDonald July 23, 2006
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Silky Smooth

A phrase used by Adam Sandler's character (Zohan) in his new comedy, "Dont Mess With The Zohan", to describe the peak in style and hair
Tina: Dat!!! You're so silky smooth!

Dat: Ya, i know. *brush off shoulders*
by ZueceZ June 13, 2008
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Smooth

name of a little young angolan. most known by Smooth The Big Daddy Cunk
Smooth is The Big Daddy Cunk around!
by Ferna Smooth July 28, 2012
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Chicken Smoothie

A site once designed for collecting free, useless-but-cute online "pets" that has now become an online forum community filled with furries, feminazis, overzealous LGBTQ+ members and animal rights activists that enjoy cyber-bullying and acting like children and shunning anyone who does not agree with them.
Chicken Smoothie was once a fun site for collecting pets and sharing art, but is now overrun with a bunch of adults with nothing better to do that take their online "pets" a little too seriously...
by scabbed wings October 16, 2015
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smoothie

She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.
by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003
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smooth

nice looking, refers only to women
She's a smooth woman. This social coach is just plain smooth. I'd be very motivated to work with and learn from a smooth social coach.
by Mr. 911 December 18, 2008
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