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Small Porn

The habbit of watching pornography in the work place with the media player shrunk down as small as it will go in the foolish hope that your collegues won't notice you sitting with headphones on shaking your leg and then hurriedly disapearing into the bathroom for 5 mins.
Whilst Dave was waiting for the code load to finish, he entertained his work mates thinking nobody could see his small porn.
Then he went for a cigarette.
Small Porn by hopwon March 9, 2009
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Small Penis Mobile 

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.
I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

small-breasted Jersey shrew 

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.
-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."
small town goggles by and by April 18, 2009

small loan of a million dollars

How Donald Trump started his career.
"And you know, when I got started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

Small Dick Energy 

When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.
For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.
Small Dick Energy by Bachelorbabe August 29, 2018

small in the game 

referring to the male penis and that it is small.
I hate to burst your bubble, but you are pretty small in the game.
small in the game by epihany September 25, 2008