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ice slapping

Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her
P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.
by crystalclear_water July 15, 2016
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moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.
"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"
by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017
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Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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Skinny slapping

To have a slapping fest with someone while naked.
Me and my friend had a skinny slapping contest last night to see who could handle the most slaps
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.
While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?
by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019
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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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