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Charlemagne's dick size 

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog
A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog
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PSB (Plus Size Baddie) 

A PSB, or Plus Size Baddie, is a term introduced by Andrea Calderón to describe and uplift beautiful fat or plus-size womxn who exist without shame who embrace their bodies with confidence and refuse to confine their fashion choices to societal norms dictating what is deemed appropriate for fat bodies.
This brand is not PSB (plus size baddie) friendly! Their sizing stops at Large.

The airline offered seatbelt extenders for PSB’s (plus size baddies).
PSB (Plus Size Baddie) by andyu4ia December 20, 2024

PSB (Plus Size Baddie) 

A PSB, or Plus Size Baddie, is a term introduced by Andrea Calderón to describe and uplift beautiful fat or plus-size womxn who exist without shame who embrace their bodies with confidence and refuse to confine their fashion choices to societal norms dictating what is deemed appropriate for fat bodies.
This brand is not PSB (plus size baddie) friendly! Their sizing stops at Large.

The airline offered seatbelt extenders for PSB’s (plus size baddies).
PSB (Plus Size Baddie) by andyu4ia December 20, 2024

become the size of a house

"she ate everything, she's gonna become the size of a house"

What's the size of an electron 

I guess that's a good way of saying there isn't actually a way to do something right?
Hym "So they were asked 'What's the size of an electron?' And I guess the guy was saying it's not like a size thing but it's a 'field' or something. But whatever, what you are doing is worse than what I'm doing so what I'm going to do crank it up another order of magnitude if you don't stop, let it go, and leave me alone with the preceeds of my own labor."

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
one fits size all by barry_tje November 28, 2025