Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

amro dick size

he has 0.1 inches maximum never more never less dick size he is also very very ugly usually also i dont know what to say im running out of words

amro dick size must be small

by bgkhffdjgkyfdgj March 15, 2022

plus-size model

A model who is larger than is currently popular, and who may in some cases have health problems related to being overweight, rather than health problems related to being underweight.

The designer used a plus-size model in his fashion show, but her size 20 is just as unhealthy as a size 0 is for most women.

by HappyMedium September 19, 2007

Penis size

The size of a male genital (and Transwomen if we use the cultural term gender), mainly in tetrapods. Dicks are great just like asshole, one for the gay gang.

Person one: Whats the Penis size?
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man

by greyideas get edgy December 27, 2020

bite-sized twinkie

a younger version of a twinkie
sloot bitch and airhead in training
pre-teen aged.. 9-12
wears releaving clothing and pretends to have breasts
aspires to be a sloot

ok there is NO WAY those bite-sized twinkies should be wearing that much makeup... they're like 9!

by Sunshine December 14, 2004

plus sized model

A model with natural beauty and the curse of curves.

That plus sized model gotta donk and I'm liking it.

by cuzimbeautiful May 7, 2011

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 8, 2004