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short hills

A town in Essex County, New Jersey. Not everyone there is as rich and snobby as other entries might suggest! There actually are houses there that are not huge mansions. Not everyone has an automatic Ivy League acceptance and a car waiting for them in/after high school. Being wealthier is not a crime, and neither is having the best high school in the state. It's because the parents care enough to make the school better and the kids work hard. SAT scores aren't based on the town where you live—they're based on the answers that are given.
Not everything is handed to people here on a silver platter, they actually do th e work in med, law, and business schools to get the jobs that make them so affluent. It's not an accident that people there have high-paying jobs. There are people of other races/religions. NOT EVERYONE IS A JEW. Anyway, why do you feel the need to judge people on their religion? Sure, there are snobs but it's not because they're Jewish.
Please don't judge this town because it has a nice mall and a state championship-winning soccer team as well as other successful athletes. It reflects poorly on you.
Person 1: My brother's girlfriend is from Short Hills.
Person 2: Oh, she must be a JAP, right?
Person 1: Actually, she's Hindu.
short hills by peacelovefh816 April 1, 2009
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Short Pants

Pants that are around ankle length, just short enough to look a little unprofessional.

To passive-aggressively stick it to the man.
Kevin wore short pants to work. He was passive-aggressively sticking it to the man.
Short Pants by Andronicus August 4, 2007

Short Stopping 

When another drug dealer moves in on your territory.
He be short stopping on my block.
Short Stopping by ZipZapAchoo August 18, 2010

short cop syndrone 

A psychological disorder common in police officers 5'6" and under. Do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.
Guy: What's the problem officer?
Short cop: What's the problem!?! You were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) And keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
Guy(thinking): God what a case of short cop syndrone

short stop 

Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.
"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."
short stop by kj October 8, 2004

Short Stack 

In the game of Poker, a player who has a small (or smallest) amount of chips at the table is said to be have the "Short Stack" or be "Short-Stacked."

You often see short-stacked players go all in if they have at least one overcard or any pocket pair.
Phil Hellmuth, after mucking his hand on tilt, found himself short stacked.
Short Stack by Giskard March 22, 2005

Short Stack 

an awesome Australian pop punk band formed in 2005. Band members include Shaun Diviney (lead vocals, guitar), Andrew Clemmensen (backing vocals, bass) and Bradie Webb (drums, keys). They are extremley epic, have awesome hair, and have an extrodinary musicalal talent. Just because most people are into techno and rap doesnt mean they suck. And theyre hot and have never been rude to their fans. and would be even awesomer if they came to my hometown. True vibers tbh.
Have you heard of Short Stacks new single, Sweet December? Its epic!
Short Stack by Lover to the bone December 19, 2009