sipping the bean
sipping the bean by EthanCornflakes January 4, 2016
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Skipping Rocks
When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
Skipping Rocks by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023
Speed Skipping
Speed Skipping by woahimbomb April 10, 2009
EXTREME SHOPPING
when some dickhead is yelling at you to reverse out of your park without giving you enough space to, then continues yelling when you go back into your park, turn your car off and sit there, and politely giving him the finger as he points at you cursing.
EXTREME SHOPPING by ♥ rj ♥ October 13, 2010
swole skipping
The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.
Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!
Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"
Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"
Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
swole skipping by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011
closet shopping
1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
closet shopping by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011