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Where the sun doesn’t shine 

The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.
When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”
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imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro 

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
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Mr. Hot Shine 

Does this really require further explanation? "Hot" = 98.5 degree saliva. Nuff said
Ex #1: Shelly gave the Mister, a hot shine, I shall not soon forget!

Ex #2: Me and the misses were feeling frisky last night; after toiling for 20 minutes with the little man in the canoe, she reciprocated with a Mr. Hot Shine of a lifetime.

How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? 

A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...
It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

Shane Madej 

Ghost hunter in denial, loyal bridge owner, but also the top dog when it comes to Rats. Like, actual rats. This may be used as a praise, verb, prayer, anything. The Rat God has many forms.
Shane Madej, as I stand before your immense righteousness, I tremble. My very hands twitch with each of your Godly movements. I devote my life to you, O mighty Shane Madej.

Shane Madej 

A cool dude who doesn’t believe in ghosts. He looks sexy in a rat kinda way.
“Oh yeah, Shane Madej? He’s a cool guy.”
Shane Madej by bigdemoneyes February 12, 2019