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Girl: ew Shannon broke someones penis
Girl2: smelly
Shannon by Itchystinkybussy April 8, 2020

The Shannon 

The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha
"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."
The Shannon by K-Dawgg July 9, 2015
A white stoner dude who plays guitar and jerks off simultaneously.
"Dayum dude did you see that guy at the nudist hippie colony? He must be a Shannon."

Shannon Boy

feminine douche bag Shannon Boy is a complete douche bag.
Shannon Boy by zack.clark June 22, 2012
most ghetto girl in town the town of lebanon virginia, united states.

She will be running for president of Africa in the year 2027.

She is also known as the first mate of the pirate ship named "Miss Octavious Jr.". This ship has not been made yet but soon will be in the next year or so. Please submitt your donations to help us build this at visit this web page www.myspace.com/icanfeelthepressure7. This woman is a savage unregistered sex offender who has plans to kidnap mr. Tom Cruise and force him to marry her. She also thinks she is black because her name is somewhat "AfroAmerican" she be da whitest cracka ass in all the 67 seas. what a sick, sick nazi.
Tom Cruise: "OMG its SHANNEL!!!! SAVE ME!!!"

Shannel White: "Dakota Fanning is a whore! i should have stared in war of the worlds with you! now hold still so i can touch you"

Tom: "will it..... hurt??"

Shannel: "yeh but no more than a tickle, but less then a pinch"

Tom: "oh goody because i thought that......

Shannel: "*knocks tom out* yay! now he cant escape!!"
shannel by beat dazzler May 30, 2009

Shannon Seymour 

Shannon Seymour is a name to describe a dick and a player
Shannon Seymour by shaeshaen January 1, 2012