Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

by Rianon May 6, 2018

Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.

Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint

by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Shank

Someone you really like, yet you know are scank, yet strangely, addictively shaggable!

Made of two words - scank and shag.
Shank = Scank/Shag

AMY: Yo, dat guy is just gross!
DEMoNSCRoWN: Hey, I think he's fit!
AMY: Ya wot?
DEMoNSCROWN: He's shank!

by DEMoNSCRoWN October 1, 2005

shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.

'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'

by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012

Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

by Tommy Haze December 26, 2011