shank-slam

beat down with severity and deep pain, to man-cram

shut up or i will shank-slam you out of a second story window

by imanidiot April 25, 2003

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 03, 2018

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

by Rianon February 16, 2018

schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie

"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 09, 2010

Titty Shank

When you shank another persons titty

I' ll titty shank the fuck outta you bitch.

by TheTittyShanker September 26, 2017

Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

by Tommy Haze December 20, 2011

Spine Shank

To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.

I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007