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national scooter day

its may21st which means its national scooter day!!
by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024
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Scooter

A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.
Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021
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Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7
by Knmagor October 22, 2022
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Scooter

See that kid in the trench coat? What a scooter.
by Egirl2000 August 22, 2019
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scooter turd

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd
by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
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Scooter pimp

A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.

He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
"Did you see Scooter pimp there today?"

"I wonder where Scooter pimp went?"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022
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Red Scooter

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.
"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.
by Josh Cody March 5, 2009
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